Commissioned by CarlofTheCarl!
Alright, Mario, time to face off! With this new form provided by my super cool Dark Crown, I can stomp you into plumber jelly!
At least, that's how I thought our confrontation should have gone. I had the brick arena all set up, the princess (still tuckered out from licking my feet, bless her) waiting nearby, and my lava pit flowing at full capacity for that moody lighting, I had an awesome battle all set up! Mario vs Queen Bowser, faster and stronger than ever! One for the history books!
I did my ground pound as I often did, but that darned plumber lured me into some soft bricks. I got stuck butt-first in the floor! Something... changed.. Something different came over my long-time rival. Off those overalls went, and soon enough, he surrendered to... my feet. What is with this form, and my feet? Is it something about it that drives people crazy? I wrote it off before when it happened with my minions, 'cuz, you know, minions worshiping me isn't new, Dark Crown or not.
I thought it was embarrassing of course, feeling every bit of creamy stuff shoot on my big soles... But then, a brilliant idea came to my brain! I could use this! I'll capture Mario and use my feet to keep him placated. With their princess and their hero at my feet, the Mushroom Kingdom will be mine! Bwahahaha!
This Dark Crown plan is turning out better than I thought!
Super Mario © Nintendo
